A Ticket Seller
She was a ticket seller on the bus. One day, she and her husband came home. When they arrived in front of their door, she opened the door, entered her house, and closed the door quickly. Her husband was still standing outside.
Her husband knocked at the door and shouted, “I didn’t come in. Open the door!”
His wife answered, out of habit, “You, take the next bus!”
An Officer Leader
An officer leader received a telegram. The message in the telegram was “Mother has died. Father is seriously sick. Come back quickly!”
As the officer leader read,he was so overwhelmed with grief that he hardly wished to live. He cried.
He was accustomed to signing telegrams with the short message “agree”
When the post officer saw return paper, he was very surprised. The paper was signed “agree”.
The Police
A policeman and a friend went hunting. Suddenly the policeman saw a
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