Morning Class Jokes and Riddles

Pedro’s Riddles

What did one math book say to the other math book?

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Yun Ping’s Jokes

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A man will pay 2 dollars for a one dollar item that he wants. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar item that she doesn’t want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets wife.

Jie’s Jokes

When I walked up to the ATM at the bank, I noticed that someone left his card in the slot in the money machine. I looked up the person in the phonebook and gave him a call.

“I found your ATM card,” I told the man who answered. He then asked hopefully, “You didn’t happen to find my sunglasses, too, did you?”